Please put more jokes here

[BrilloPad]

Two painters walk up to a 1960's blue police phone box. one ays to the other "imagine our luck - a doctor paying us £50 to paint the inside of this".

[BrilloPad]

A Berlusconi joke – "When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said 'Yes', while the other 70% replied, 'What, again?'"

[Diver]

The only time in their lives that a 40 year old man and a 12 year old girl will have something in common, is that brief moment in time when they each look into a mirror and think;

MY God

I'm getting tits

[BrilloPad]

What does the Spnish economy and the Spanish football team have in common? They are both divers.

Not our Diver of course.....

[BrilloPad]

A white man is in Jamaica on holiday. He goes to the toilet, steps up to urinal next to a Jamaican. He notices that the Jamaican has wy tattoed on his penis. The man says "how interesting - I also have wy tattooed on my penis. when erect it says wendy - the name of my girlfriend. does yours say wendy too"?

The Jamaican says "no. it says 'welcome to jamaica have a nice day'".

[Scoobos]

My wife is divorcing me for being arrogant.

I told her to close the door on her way back in.

[BrilloPad]

Scientists to breed Liberal Democrats in captivity

Scientists will attempt to halt the rapid decline in Liberal Democrat numbers by undertaking a breeding programme that they hope will save them from extinction.

Scientists to breed Liberal Democrats in captivity

[ASB]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. It starts with a heart and a diamond, and ends with a club and a spade.

[sharclar]

The Only joke I know

Whats long and green and smells like pork








Kermit the frogs fingers


Yes that was considered comedy once upon a time !

[wobbegong]

Whats long and green and smells like pork








Kermit the frogs fingers


Yes that was considered comedy once upon a time !

Q: What's long and pink and smells of Ginger?

A: Fred Astair's middle finger.



(that one's even older)