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I've accidentally swallowed invisible ink"



I've called the doctor but he can't see me

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I was sacked from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic so I destroyed their computers.


There's no files on me

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Boris Johnson has said live on BBC TV that the Government will use the 3 tools in its armoury to fight COVID-19


Michael Gove, Nick Hancock and Dominic Raab I assume

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The wife and I used to like a night in the pub and enjoyed an active sex life.
Then we met each other and got married.

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I accidentally played dad instead of dead when the bear attacked,

now it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

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for me