Another blow for The Labour Party as ex speaker and full time hobbit John Bercow defects TO them.
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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Life is too short for my book of five letter words."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Why was the stone golem mad at her husband?
Because he was always taking her for granite.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My missus was so upset with the English performance she refused to have sex.
So I told her to lie back and think of Scotland."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Yesterday I was masturbating about a mad cow.
Think I may have Creutzfeldt Jackoff Disease"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Marcus Rashford is terrible against a packed defence.
He is great with a packed lunch though."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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As a kid, did you ever knock on people's doors and run away before they could answer?
Well, guess what? UPS is hiring!"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?
No comment."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards
They must have thought I was a taroist"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Norwich have now started selling Happy Fatherbrother Day cards due to popular demand."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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