Please put more jokes here

**vetran** · 20 June 2021, 11:32

Another blow for The Labour Party as ex speaker and full time hobbit John Bercow defects TO them.

**vetran** · 20 June 2021, 11:33

Life is too short for my book of five letter words.

**vetran** · 20 June 2021, 11:33

Why was the stone golem mad at her husband?

Because he was always taking her for granite.

**vetran** · 20 June 2021, 11:35

My missus was so upset with the English performance she refused to have sex.

So I told her to lie back and think of Scotland.

**vetran** · 21 June 2021, 13:16

Yesterday I was masturbating about a mad cow.

Think I may have Creutzfeldt Jackoff Disease

**vetran** · 21 June 2021, 13:17

Marcus Rashford is terrible against a packed defence.

He is great with a packed lunch though.

**vetran** · 21 June 2021, 13:19

As a kid, did you ever knock on people's doors and run away before they could answer?

Well, guess what? UPS is hiring!

**vetran** · 21 June 2021, 13:21

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

**vetran** · 21 June 2021, 13:21

I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards

They must have thought I was a taroist

**vetran** · 21 June 2021, 13:23

Norwich have now started selling Happy Fatherbrother Day cards due to popular demand.

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