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    What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?

    The Right Hand Rule.

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      #id
      If you’re a tattoo artist who gives free tattoos in exchange for being flashed at....

      Are you a believer of tit for tat then?

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        #id
        I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise....

        My boss asked “what companies? “

        Gas, water and electricity

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          #id
          One for Paddy!


          I'm not embarrassed by the number of women I've pulled.


          I'm embarrassed by the quality.

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            #id
            When you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.

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              #id
              Dad hated nuisance phone calls, they were the bane of his life, but they were his children so he felt he had to make the effort.

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                #id
                Why did the partially sighted man fall down into a brick-lined waterhole?
                Because he didn't see that well.

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                  #id
                  Owen Jones is 50% of the reason to why people no longer want to be associated with Labour.
                  Diane Abbott is the other 55%.

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                    #id
                    “Good things come to those that wait”.

                    Well I’ve been serving tables in Zizzi King’s Lynn for 11yrs and nothings happened yet.

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                      comment filter_none thumb_up_alt more_horizJoke by WTD in Sex and tulip - Blow Job · 4 h
                      My wife and I were walking through the park when we saw a tramp sat on a bench.

                      "Very soon," I said, pointing to the tramp. "This man will be our next door neighbour."

                      "That's great news!" squealed my wife. "Did he win a lottery?"

                      "Not really," I replied. "I've lost the house."

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