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What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?
The Right Hand Rule.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
If you’re a tattoo artist who gives free tattoos in exchange for being flashed at....
Are you a believer of tit for tat then?
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise....
My boss asked “what companies? “
Gas, water and electricity
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I'm not embarrassed by the number of women I've pulled.
I'm embarrassed by the quality.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
When you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Dad hated nuisance phone calls, they were the bane of his life, but they were his children so he felt he had to make the effort.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Why did the partially sighted man fall down into a brick-lined waterhole?
Because he didn't see that well.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Owen Jones is 50% of the reason to why people no longer want to be associated with Labour.
Diane Abbott is the other 55%.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Well I’ve been serving tables in Zizzi King’s Lynn for 11yrs and nothings happened yet.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
comment filter_none thumb_up_alt more_horizJoke by WTD in Sex and tulip - Blow Job · 4 h
My wife and I were walking through the park when we saw a tramp sat on a bench.
"Very soon," I said, pointing to the tramp. "This man will be our next door neighbour."
"That's great news!" squealed my wife. "Did he win a lottery?"
"Not really," I replied. "I've lost the house."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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