Please put more jokes here

[BR14]

you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.

[vetran]

I said to the librarian, "Would you have a book about being unable to buy OXO cubes"?

"Sorry we out of stock" she replied.

"That's the one" I said.

[NotAllThere]

I've a big hearted friend. Shame it's entirely flint.

[vetran]

It's been a bit of a strange morning for me, first I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.

[vetran]

My to do list.

1. Be lazy.

[vetran]

lewl



That's well out of order.

[vetran]

Despite it being half a year since I moved to Cornwall, I have still yet to bump into 'that jumped up city ****** who moved here six months ago' I often hear people mentioning as I pass

[vetran]

Now I know why Bezos got divorced....his cock rocket could only stay up for 10 minutes

[vetran]

Onomatopoeia: It's exactly what it sounds like.

[vetran]

I once met Roy Rogers on a river boat in Germany smoking weed. He was a Rhine stoned cowboy.