you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.
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I said to the librarian, "Would you have a book about being unable to buy OXO cubes"?
"Sorry we out of stock" she replied.
"That's the one" I said."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I've a big hearted friend. Shame it's entirely flint.
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It's been a bit of a strange morning for me, first I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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My to do list.
1. Be lazy."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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lewl
That's well out of order."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Despite it being half a year since I moved to Cornwall, I have still yet to bump into 'that jumped up city ****** who moved here six months ago' I often hear people mentioning as I pass"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Now I know why Bezos got divorced....his cock rocket could only stay up for 10 minutes"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Onomatopoeia: It's exactly what it sounds like."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I once met Roy Rogers on a river boat in Germany smoking weed. He was a Rhine stoned cowboy."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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