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    #8581
    you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.

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      #8582
      I said to the librarian, "Would you have a book about being unable to buy OXO cubes"?

      "Sorry we out of stock" she replied.

      "That's the one" I said.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #8583
        I've a big hearted friend. Shame it's entirely flint.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #8584
          It's been a bit of a strange morning for me, first I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.

          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #8585
            My to do list.

            1. Be lazy.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #8586
              lewl



              That's well out of order.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #8587
                Despite it being half a year since I moved to Cornwall, I have still yet to bump into 'that jumped up city ****** who moved here six months ago' I often hear people mentioning as I pass
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #8588
                  Now I know why Bezos got divorced....his cock rocket could only stay up for 10 minutes
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #8589
                    Onomatopoeia: It's exactly what it sounds like.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #8590
                      I once met Roy Rogers on a river boat in Germany smoking weed. He was a Rhine stoned cowboy.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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