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    Hundreds have cats have come forward saying they have been abused at the hands of premier league footballers.

    The RSPCA have called it the #meow too movement.

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      #id
      What's the difference between the met police, Caitlyn Jenner and Katie price?

      Only two of them have managed to get rid of a useless dick.

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        #id
        When I first began dating my wife, she said she wanted "a man with conviction."

        Since she left me for a prolific armed robber, she now has "a man with convictions."

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          #id
          What do we want?

          Zouma sacked!

          When do we want it?

          Miaow!!

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            #id
            What do you call three rastafarians in a boat with harpoons and half a ton of ganja?

            Bob Marley and The Whalers

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              #id
              The wife just said she thinks I must be a woman trapped in a mans body, because once a month I become argumentative and emotional for a few days.


              I had to explain to her that it's just the time of the month......... WHEN HER HUGE CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS COME OUT OF OUR JOINT ACCOUNT !!!!!

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                #id
                Kurt Curiosity Zouma

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                  #id
                  "Adidas ends sponsorship deal with West Ham defender Kurt Zouma over cat-attack video"

                  I bet that's the most expensive pussy he's ever had.

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                    #id
                    Why did the cat cross the road?

                    It saw Kurt Zouma.

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                      #id
                      Kurt zouma is starring in a remake of a classic pantomime;...........

                      Boots in puss.

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