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Where does the pink panther live?

Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham

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I've designed a new on-line game where players are shown a picture of a pooh and have six guesses at naming which animal it's from.


Next week sees the launch of Turdle.

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I salute Philip Schofield, 40 years of inspiring British people to say:

"Jesus, I must stop watching this tulip & find a job"!!

[vetran]

Sex education in the Ukraine:

Putin, withdraw!

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I was almost killed by one of those false widows.
Her husband got home early and caught us at it.
Lying COW.

[WTFH]

The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club.

[NotAllThere]

Name? Vladimir Putin.
Occupation? Yes.

[vetran]

Now that Russia has invaded Ukraine, I hear that it's all geopolitics.

Does that mean its about whether you vote igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?

[vetran]

Eat your vegetables, don’t elect them...

[vetran]

Doctor Doctor, I keep having a fantasy that the Duke of Edinburgh murders James Corden.

DOCTOR: I think you may have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome