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    Where does the pink panther live?

    Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I've designed a new on-line game where players are shown a picture of a pooh and have six guesses at naming which animal it's from.


      Next week sees the launch of Turdle.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I salute Philip Schofield, 40 years of inspiring British people to say:

        "Jesus, I must stop watching this tulip & find a job"!!
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Sex education in the Ukraine:

          Putin, withdraw!
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I was almost killed by one of those false widows.
            Her husband got home early and caught us at it.
            Lying COW.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club.
              {emotionless greeting}

              Three Word Slogan

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                Name? Vladimir Putin.
                Occupation? Yes.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Now that Russia has invaded Ukraine, I hear that it's all geopolitics.

                  Does that mean its about whether you vote igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Eat your vegetables, don’t elect them...
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Doctor Doctor, I keep having a fantasy that the Duke of Edinburgh murders James Corden.

                      DOCTOR: I think you may have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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