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    Where does the pink panther live?

    Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I've designed a new on-line game where players are shown a picture of a pooh and have six guesses at naming which animal it's from.


      Next week sees the launch of Turdle.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I salute Philip Schofield, 40 years of inspiring British people to say:

        "Jesus, I must stop watching this tulip & find a job"!!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Sex education in the Ukraine:

          Putin, withdraw!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I was almost killed by one of those false widows.
            Her husband got home early and caught us at it.
            Lying COW.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              The first rule of Hobbit Club is there's no Tolkien about Hobbit Club.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Name? Vladimir Putin.
                Occupation? Yes.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Now that Russia has invaded Ukraine, I hear that it's all geopolitics.

                  Does that mean its about whether you vote igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Eat your vegetables, don’t elect them...
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Doctor Doctor, I keep having a fantasy that the Duke of Edinburgh murders James Corden.

                      DOCTOR: I think you may have Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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