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    Update from Erwin Schrodinger.

    The cat is now either alive, dead, or being kicked to pieces by Kurt Zouma.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Why is everyone worrying about Kurt Zouma kicking his cat....

      Wayne Rooney has been bashing old dogs for years....
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Makes sense that Greggs should go into fashion.

        Their sausage rolls are so flaky you end up wearing half the thing anyway.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Boris Johnson versus Jimmy Saville
          Can you spot the difference ?

          Saville knew how many children he had
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Lots of jokies. Cheers V.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              I was recently stupid enough to overdose on laxatives, and now I feel really tulipty.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Just played loudly on my drums to shut my noisy neighbours up. If they keep on, there'll be repercussions.
                {emotionless greeting}

                Three Word Slogan

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                  Japan's flag is like a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
                  {emotionless greeting}

                  Three Word Slogan

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                    I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock.

                    It’s not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      A prominent historian is now claiming that Jesus was married.

                      Because just like any married man who goes missing for three days.

                      He comes back with a crazy excuse...
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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