Update from Erwin Schrodinger.
The cat is now either alive, dead, or being kicked to pieces by Kurt Zouma.
The cat is now either alive, dead, or being kicked to pieces by Kurt Zouma.
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Why is everyone worrying about Kurt Zouma kicking his cat....
Wayne Rooney has been bashing old dogs for years....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Makes sense that Greggs should go into fashion.
Their sausage rolls are so flaky you end up wearing half the thing anyway.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Boris Johnson versus Jimmy Saville
Can you spot the difference ?
Saville knew how many children he hadAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lots of jokies. Cheers V.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I was recently stupid enough to overdose on laxatives, and now I feel really tulipty.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just played loudly on my drums to shut my noisy neighbours up. If they keep on, there'll be repercussions.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Japan's flag is like a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock.
It’s not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A prominent historian is now claiming that Jesus was married.
Because just like any married man who goes missing for three days.
He comes back with a crazy excuse...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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