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    Update from Erwin Schrodinger.

    The cat is now either alive, dead, or being kicked to pieces by Kurt Zouma.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Why is everyone worrying about Kurt Zouma kicking his cat....

      Wayne Rooney has been bashing old dogs for years....
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Makes sense that Greggs should go into fashion.

        Their sausage rolls are so flaky you end up wearing half the thing anyway.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Boris Johnson versus Jimmy Saville
          Can you spot the difference ?

          Saville knew how many children he had
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Lots of jokies. Cheers V.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              I was recently stupid enough to overdose on laxatives, and now I feel really tulipty.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Just played loudly on my drums to shut my noisy neighbours up. If they keep on, there'll be repercussions.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Japan's flag is like a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock.

                    It’s not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      A prominent historian is now claiming that Jesus was married.

                      Because just like any married man who goes missing for three days.

                      He comes back with a crazy excuse...
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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