The spelling of Irish names is my pet piamh
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Netflix may expand its service to China.
So finally, kids in China will be able to watch shows.
On the devices they made."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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The Tories idea of "levelling up"
EVERYWHERE will be tulip."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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From now on if someone upsets me, I'll call them an "asshole, ****er, or piece of tulip" because those are gender-neutral words and I don’t want to offend anyone."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother?
Sudden Lee. also his other brother who was addicted to cereal, mues lee.."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Just seen a few headlines regarding the recent incident with Kurt Zouma.
Daily Mail: Another black guy commits a crime.
Guardian: Tremendous footballer kicks his cat to express his displeasure with slavery."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Cressida Dick: "It is clear that the mayor no longer has sufficient confidence in my leadership to continue, he has left me no choice but to step aside as commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Service."
Translation: If I go quietly I'm going to get a golden parachute that looks like a lottery win, so I'm off to live in a luxury villa somewhere sunny."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Lewis Hamilton caught on camera kicking his tyres...Not a Goodyear for blacks"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Mayor of London Sadiq Khan loses confidence in his Dick."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Dick pulls out."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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