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Netflix may expand its service to China.
So finally, kids in China will be able to watch shows.
On the devices they made.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The Tories idea of "levelling up"
EVERYWHERE will be tulip.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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From now on if someone upsets me, I'll call them an "asshole, ****er, or piece of tulip" because those are gender-neutral words and I don’t want to offend anyone.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Bruce lee was fast but do you know about his even faster brother?
Sudden Lee. also his other brother who was addicted to cereal, mues lee..Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just seen a few headlines regarding the recent incident with Kurt Zouma.
Daily Mail: Another black guy commits a crime.
Guardian: Tremendous footballer kicks his cat to express his displeasure with slavery.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Cressida Dick: "It is clear that the mayor no longer has sufficient confidence in my leadership to continue, he has left me no choice but to step aside as commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Service."
Translation: If I go quietly I'm going to get a golden parachute that looks like a lottery win, so I'm off to live in a luxury villa somewhere sunny.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lewis Hamilton caught on camera kicking his tyres...Not a Goodyear for blacksAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Mayor of London Sadiq Khan loses confidence in his Dick.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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