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    New idea for a reality t.v show. Get a load of annoying, pretentious, thick as tulip boys and girls, and get them to compete in stupid games, display nudity and participate in mindless sex, with the losers then being pushed off a cliff.


    Shove island
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing"

      Have you ever considered being more interesting?
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Richard Branson finally flew his Virgin Galactic jet into space, but technically he only made it to the very edge of Space and had only 4 minutes of weightlessness.


        So if you barely touch the edge and last only a few minutes, I think that's still a Virgin.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Italy have now gone 34 matches without losing, next challenge 10 minutes without trying to hospitalize someone
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            If you want Americans to stop protesting and just get the vaccine there is a very simple solution.

            Announcing the new iVac which costs $1699 and stops working after a year and a half. Also it is about 60% as effective as the basic version but it comes in a white, gold or pink syringe.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Cressida Dick is made a Dame Commander by Prince Charles

              PC, CD is made a DC by PC
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                I know a girl with one leg shorter than the other.



                Lena.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  For Cojak


                  I went to an Italian restaurant last night and had the Tagliatelle Savalas.


                  Its like a normal tagliatelle, but they stick a few lollipops in it.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I was having a stroll through the cemetery yesterday when I came across some council workers digging up a grave.

                    Being the nosy chap I am, I went over and said, "What's going on?"

                    The guy in the hole said, "We're exhuming this body."

                    "Oh, is it part of some ongoing murder investigation?" I asked.

                    "No," he replied, "the Tory government have deemed him fit for work."
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are...
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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