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    New idea for a reality t.v show. Get a load of annoying, pretentious, thick as tulip boys and girls, and get them to compete in stupid games, display nudity and participate in mindless sex, with the losers then being pushed off a cliff.


    Shove island
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      To the women who say "Men are only interested in one thing"

      Have you ever considered being more interesting?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Richard Branson finally flew his Virgin Galactic jet into space, but technically he only made it to the very edge of Space and had only 4 minutes of weightlessness.


        So if you barely touch the edge and last only a few minutes, I think that's still a Virgin.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Italy have now gone 34 matches without losing, next challenge 10 minutes without trying to hospitalize someone
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            If you want Americans to stop protesting and just get the vaccine there is a very simple solution.

            Announcing the new iVac which costs $1699 and stops working after a year and a half. Also it is about 60% as effective as the basic version but it comes in a white, gold or pink syringe.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Cressida Dick is made a Dame Commander by Prince Charles

              PC, CD is made a DC by PC
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I know a girl with one leg shorter than the other.



                Lena.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  For Cojak


                  I went to an Italian restaurant last night and had the Tagliatelle Savalas.


                  Its like a normal tagliatelle, but they stick a few lollipops in it.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I was having a stroll through the cemetery yesterday when I came across some council workers digging up a grave.

                    Being the nosy chap I am, I went over and said, "What's going on?"

                    The guy in the hole said, "We're exhuming this body."

                    "Oh, is it part of some ongoing murder investigation?" I asked.

                    "No," he replied, "the Tory government have deemed him fit for work."
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are...
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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