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    #8521
    Local hospital forced to shut down after obstetrician quits suddenly

    They're having a midwife crises
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #8522
      I see Matt Hancock has resigned, so that he can spend more time with someone else's family.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #8523
        What's the difference between Princess Dianas 1981 Ford Escort Ghia and a Mercedes?


        She wouldn't be seen dead in a Ford Escort.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #8524
          Looking for local tradesmen in your area?


          Just visit any pub in the early afternoon
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #8525
            A bloke in a yellow jersey just pedalled past me on the autoroute from Calais . His face was twitching like mad and he was going one hell of a speed, chased by a pack of cyclists all screaming "feck you, cXXt, w1nker, bastard, prick..." I think it was the Tourettes de France.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #8526
              are you EVER going to post anything even mildly amusing??

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                #8527
                At least V is posting summit.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #8528
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  are you EVER going to post anything even mildly amusing??
                  I saw this and thought of you!

                  My online girlfriend is giving me carpal tunnel.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #8529
                    I can't believe my wife has been trying to kill me by putting sand and cement in my meals and I never even noticed. I'm mortarfied.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #8530
                      I felt terrible when I woke up this morning.

                      My wife hates me calling her that
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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