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    Local hospital forced to shut down after obstetrician quits suddenly

    They're having a midwife crises
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I see Matt Hancock has resigned, so that he can spend more time with someone else's family.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        What's the difference between Princess Dianas 1981 Ford Escort Ghia and a Mercedes?


        She wouldn't be seen dead in a Ford Escort.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Looking for local tradesmen in your area?


          Just visit any pub in the early afternoon
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            A bloke in a yellow jersey just pedalled past me on the autoroute from Calais . His face was twitching like mad and he was going one hell of a speed, chased by a pack of cyclists all screaming "feck you, cXXt, w1nker, bastard, prick..." I think it was the Tourettes de France.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              are you EVER going to post anything even mildly amusing??

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                At least V is posting summit.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  are you EVER going to post anything even mildly amusing??
                  I saw this and thought of you!

                  My online girlfriend is giving me carpal tunnel.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I can't believe my wife has been trying to kill me by putting sand and cement in my meals and I never even noticed. I'm mortarfied.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I felt terrible when I woke up this morning.

                      My wife hates me calling her that
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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