Please put more jokes here

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Jethro...R.I.P.

What's Jethro's wife getting for Christmas?

A smaller turkey...

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Bought the kids a jigsaw for Xmas, worst thing I ever bought them.


By 10 o'clock they'd all cut their bloody fingers off!

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I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently. All they did was brag about how good they were at the game.


There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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Who administers the vaccines in the Star Wars universe?

Jabber the Hut.

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My wife's meals are fit for a god.
They are burnt offerings.

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What does Prince Andrew want for Christmas?

According to him, 'To pull a little cracker'.

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I saw this sign in a restaurant window 'CHICKEN DINNERS £1'


went in, paid £1, and they gave me a bowl of corn.

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Bridgend Conservative MP Jamie Wallis has been arrested on suspicion of driving whilst unfit.

Flip me... I better get down the gym.

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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because we are tired of using our own...

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I only said that I prefer Warwick Castle to Caernarfon Castle and the Welsh Tourist Board blocked me.

What's the world coming to in 2021?. Punished for Fort Crime.