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"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Bought the kids a jigsaw for Xmas, worst thing I ever bought them.
By 10 o'clock they'd all cut their bloody fingers off!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I met some chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby recently. All they did was brag about how good they were at the game.
There's nothing worse than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
My wife's meals are fit for a god.
They are burnt offerings.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I saw this sign in a restaurant window 'CHICKEN DINNERS £1'
went in, paid £1, and they gave me a bowl of corn.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Bridgend Conservative MP Jamie Wallis has been arrested on suspicion of driving whilst unfit.
Flip me... I better get down the gym.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I only said that I prefer Warwick Castle to Caernarfon Castle and the Welsh Tourist Board blocked me.
What's the world coming to in 2021?. Punished for Fort Crime.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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