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Please put more jokes here
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Americans:
"it's mom not mum"
"it's color not colour "
"it's football not rugby"
"it's soccer not football"
"it's chips not crisps "
The English:
"it's school not shooting range"Comment
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Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn't, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.Comment
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For MS
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.Comment
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For FLC
Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money.Comment
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In light of recent events in Syria concerning the Turks and Russians. I think we should prepare for the inevitable.
A movie about the Americans saving the world.Comment
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Hacker group Anonymous have just declared war on ISIS after the Paris attacks...
This is probably the closest ISIS will ever get to 72 virgins.Comment
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I can't believe Scientology is trying to get away with calling itself a religion.
You're not a real religion until you're responsible for at least a million deaths.Comment
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