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Americans:
"it's mom not mum"
"it's color not colour "
"it's football not rugby"
"it's soccer not football"
"it's chips not crisps "
The English:
"it's school not shooting range""If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn't, she could easily work it out without the help of a man."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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For MS
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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When I heard they had found a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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For FLC
Christmas these days is a lot like having sex, the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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In light of recent events in Syria concerning the Turks and Russians. I think we should prepare for the inevitable.
A movie about the Americans saving the world."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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Hacker group Anonymous have just declared war on ISIS after the Paris attacks...
This is probably the closest ISIS will ever get to 72 virgins."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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I can't believe Scientology is trying to get away with calling itself a religion.
You're not a real religion until you're responsible for at least a million deaths."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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