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Just saw a lady at the checkout buying some chilli powder & I thought.. 'she?s gonna spice her life up! '
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The council refused us permission to close our road for a Jubilee street party. So lateral thinking was required.
We're paying druggies to glue themselves to the road, pretending to be Extinction Rebellion, until we finish.
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My dyslexic mate has just joined tinder!
He hasn't found any dates yet, only chocolate eggs with little toys inside
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What does a Jedi Master have for breakfast in Italy?
Only one cannoli.
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Apparently, in their relationship, Amber Heard was the only one who gave a tulip,
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I've just heard the window cleaner shouting and swearing outside my house.
I think he's lost his rag.
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I think shredded cheese should be banned in England.
Make Britain grate again.
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The bottle of vodka said, "Drink responsibly."
So I drank it while completing my tax return.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostMy friends were all eating fruits from a pyrus tree, and they all kept telling me to try some too!
But I don't give in to pear pressure
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The rooster teaches us it is perfectly natural to start your day with a couple of screams.
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Man dies after inserting bath tap into rectum.
It was a fitting end.
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My friends were all eating fruits from a pyrus tree, and they all kept telling me to try some too!
But I don't give in to pear pressure
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