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    There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data
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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data
      and?

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        and?
        those that like ginger nuts....
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.
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            I read in the local paper about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.


            How could anyone stoop so low?
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              What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?






              Wipe his bum.
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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                I read in the local paper about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.

                How could anyone stoop so low?
                You could have read about it on CUK - first with the news, every day!

                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                I read in the local news today that a dwarf was pickpocketed.
                How could anyone stoop so low?

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                  On the way home last night I was brutally attacked by three big guys.


                  Somehow I managed to knock one out.


                  ...probably not the best time for a w*nk, but I thought it could have been my last chance.
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                    Originally posted by missinggreenfields View Post
                    You could have read about it on CUK - first with the news, every day!


                    D'oh!
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                      I don't know how I'd get through the day without my wonderful wife.
                      Sorry, Wifi. Damn autocorrect.
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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