Please put more jokes here

[WTFH]

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data

[mudskipper]

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data

and?

[vetran]

and?

those that like ginger nuts....

[WTFH]

If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.

[WTFH]

I read in the local paper about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.


How could anyone stoop so low?

[WTFH]

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?






Wipe his bum.

[missinggreenfields]

I read in the local paper about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

You could have read about it on CUK - first with the news, every day!

I read in the local news today that a dwarf was pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?

[WTFH]

On the way home last night I was brutally attacked by three big guys.


Somehow I managed to knock one out.


...probably not the best time for a w*nk, but I thought it could have been my last chance.

[WTFH]

You could have read about it on CUK - first with the news, every day!

D'oh!

[LondonManc]

I don't know how I'd get through the day without my wonderful wife.
Sorry, Wifi. Damn autocorrect.