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    You know you're getting old when you watch porn and tut at the girl with her shoes on the furniture.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      I've found the best way to learn your co-workers' names is by eating their food in the office fridge
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        For Assi-G

        My wife left me for being vain and self-centered. Oh well, her loss.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I hear Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available - "Four Candles".

          No, sorry, Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available ... for Kindles.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            "My balls are just like sprouts." I moaned to my mate over a pint.

            "What, small and green?" He said.

            "No, my wife will only put them in her mouth at Christmas."
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              I bumped into one of my primary school teachers today. She looked absolutely divine. Long, brown hair, thick, red lips and a tight-fitted top.

              "You've grown haven't you!" she said enthusiastically.

              "Is it that obvious?" I replied.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                What do Corporate Bosses and pigeons have in common? They both flap about a lot and dont care who they tulip on
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  My wife reckons she's 'staying dry in January'. Fat chance with a hunk like me knocking round the house.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Doctors have released a statement saying they believe Michael Schumacher has 'cheated death' after his accident.

                    Is there nothing this man will not cheat at?
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Alcoholism and necrophilia, both are the irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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