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    You know you're getting old when you watch porn and tut at the girl with her shoes on the furniture.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I've found the best way to learn your co-workers' names is by eating their food in the office fridge
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        For Assi-G

        My wife left me for being vain and self-centered. Oh well, her loss.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          I hear Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available - "Four Candles".

          No, sorry, Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available ... for Kindles.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            "My balls are just like sprouts." I moaned to my mate over a pint.

            "What, small and green?" He said.

            "No, my wife will only put them in her mouth at Christmas."
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I bumped into one of my primary school teachers today. She looked absolutely divine. Long, brown hair, thick, red lips and a tight-fitted top.

              "You've grown haven't you!" she said enthusiastically.

              "Is it that obvious?" I replied.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                What do Corporate Bosses and pigeons have in common? They both flap about a lot and dont care who they tulip on
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  My wife reckons she's 'staying dry in January'. Fat chance with a hunk like me knocking round the house.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Doctors have released a statement saying they believe Michael Schumacher has 'cheated death' after his accident.

                    Is there nothing this man will not cheat at?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Alcoholism and necrophilia, both are the irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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