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    How do you get a nun pregnant?
    Dress her up as a choirboy
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #id
      One for the photographers amongst us. The digital takeover of photography is now complete. As of yesterday, Prints are dead.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #id
        The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...




        ...it was tense.


        (This joke was told to me by Siri)
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #id
          QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

          Doing Terrible Things To Your Code

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            #id
            There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #id
              Two nuns are cycling down a cobblestone path when one turns to the other and says "I've never come this way before".
              "Must be the cobblestones" was the reply
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                #id
                MrMarkyMark was nailing his interview when the ClientCo manager said "Your CV is great, you fit the requirements, just one question - there's a 5 year gap since your last role, what happened?"
                Marky replies "Oh, then, I went to Yale"
                ClientCo manager replies "Great, I'll contact the agent and get the paperwork sorted, can you start on Monday?"
                Marky "Yay, I got a yob!"
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #id
                  How do you think the unthinkable?


                  With an ithberg.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    MrMarkyMark was nailing his interview when the ClientCo manager said "Your CV is great, you fit the requirements, just one question - there's a 5 year gap since your last role, what happened?"
                    Marky replies "Oh, then, I went to Yale"
                    ClientCo manager replies "Great, I'll contact the agent and get the paperwork sorted, can you start on Monday?"
                    Marky "Yay, I got a yob!"
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    How do you think the unthinkable?


                    With an ithberg.
                    Took sometime to get both of those.....

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Took sometime to get both of those.....


                      Well if that's the case, I'll give you a while for this one:


                      The two hot lesbians who live next door got me a Rolex and an Omega for Christmas. I don't think they quite understood my request.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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