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Previously on "Please put more jokes here"

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  • vetran
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    I never thought I'd say I missed the competency of Bojo

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  • vetran
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    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed........
    "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    Derry Craic?
    ah no Sickipedia but they seem to share a lot of jokes. Cheers.

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  • vetran
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    King Charles will not make as many foreign visits as Queen Elizabeth did.

    Because the Queen could go any distance but the King can only move one space at a time.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.
    Derry Craic?

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  • vetran
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    I've managed to keep my energy bills down for the next few months. I used a paperweight.

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  • vetran
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    My dad's star sign was Cancer which is ironic considering the way that he died.

    He was killed by a giant crab.

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  • vetran
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    Went to have an haircut Barber said do you want it cut around the back?

    No I replied I'll stay here in with everyone else

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  • vetran
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    Isn't a Truss meant to be something to prop something up rather than collapse it?

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  • vetran
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    I am disappointed that Netflix had to cancel season five of the life of Vivaldi.


    A spokesperson said, they only had enough money to fund four seasons..

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  • vetran
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    They say '50 is the new 30'.

    I still got three points on my licence though.

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  • vetran
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    Koreans are like a box of chocolates.

    They'll kill your dog!

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  • vetran
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    Trump is publishing another book about business, this one has six chapter elevens.

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  • vetran
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    Gareth Southgate admits Mick Lynch is England's best striker.

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  • vetran
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    Someone threw a bottle of Mayo at me

    What the Hellman!

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