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Following this weekends devastating floods the Prim Minister is to visit the worst hit areas. The Environment Secretary has said "Lessons will be learned" on flood prevention. The Chancellor of The Exchequer has announced plans to introduce new bands of Road Tax for dinghies & canoes.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
So the other day my girlfriend was sucking me off when all of a sudden her step mother walks in,
She didn't sit down with us and show her how to do it properly....
I'm still confused
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I think my wife was trying to tell me she was horny last night when she said "Get over here Dave, I'm wetter than a Carlisle doormat".
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Yesterday I was asked if I could name a famous Syrian.
I said, "McKellen"
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I've set up an Indian restaurant called Electrical Appliances.
We've got a great location next door to Currys.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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