A new TV program to be filmed about removing asylum seekers from the UK.
The Great British F*** Off starts next week.
The Great British F*** Off starts next week.
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I've just received a call from a mate who's fallen into a hole in the local cemetery and can't get out.
Sounds like he's in grave danger.Comment
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The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.
Remember... you can't spell crisis without ISIS.Comment
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How do you turn a teenager into a duck?
Point a camera at her.Comment
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for the grammar Nazis
Grammar Girl's guide to guys:
Con: They're dicks
Pro: Their dicksComment
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for the grammar Nazis
"Today is a great day for battle! I expected to see a lot less of you"
"FEWER!"
- 1381, The Pedants' revolt.Comment
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Fat shaming cards. If only they had sugar-coated the message.Comment
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I sat on the bed on my wedding night, full of anticipation.
I could hear my new wife on the phone in the bathroom.
"I don't know if I should spit or swallow." I heard her say to her mate.
Funking turns out they were booked in for wine tasting next week.Comment
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After the game Jurgen Klopp pulled his new goalkeeper to one side.
"You seemed asleep for that goal they scored straight from the kick-off!"
"Sorry boss, but I've played against Liverpool and I thought we always had a minute's silence for something or other."Comment
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Over the years I've learnt it's best to start agreeing with the old cow..
So we can both be ******* wrong.Comment
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