Please put more jokes here

[Bee]

I was in the office and asked to an american colleague next to me.

- Do you have a rubber?

He start laughing for the next 2 minutes .

I was like, what!!! Why you are laughing?

My colleague: In American English rubber it's a condom, you should say eraser.



We laugh together for the next 5 minutes

[vetran]

I was in the office and asked to an american colleague next to me.

- Do you have a rubber?

He start laughing for the next 2 minutes .

I was like, what!!! Why you are laughing?

My colleague: In American English rubber it's a condom, you should say eraser.



We laugh together for the next 5 minutes

OTEQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgOfJ5gK6ts

[Bee]

You know what a Computer Science Engineer does when the car doesn’t start?

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Exit the car and enter again.

[LondonManc]

I don't get it.

Neither does WTFH.

6-yard tap-in. Thanks.

[WTFH]

Every time you talk to your wife remember "this conversation may be recorded for training and quality purposes"

[WTFH]

Having a discussion with your wife? Before answering her ask yourself this: "Do I want to be right or do I want to be happy?"

[WTFH]

Following on from this thread:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...dar-today.html


I like my women like advent calendars - up against the wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.

[vetran]

Latest world weather report just in.
There will be Typhoons and Tornados in the middle east overnight

[vetran]

Prince Harry was visibly upset after seeing a poached rhino in the Kruger National Park.

He likes his rhino meat grilled.

[greenlake]

If you love to golf, go to Syria! 18 new holes every hour!!