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    I was in the office and asked to an american colleague next to me.

    - Do you have a rubber?

    He start laughing for the next 2 minutes .

    I was like, what!!! Why you are laughing?

    My colleague: In American English rubber it's a condom, you should say eraser.



    We laugh together for the next 5 minutes

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      Originally posted by Bee View Post
      I was in the office and asked to an american colleague next to me.

      - Do you have a rubber?

      He start laughing for the next 2 minutes .

      I was like, what!!! Why you are laughing?

      My colleague: In American English rubber it's a condom, you should say eraser.



      We laugh together for the next 5 minutes
      OTEQ

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgOfJ5gK6ts
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        You know what a Computer Science Engineer does when the car doesn’t start?

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        Exit the car and enter again.

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          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          I don't get it.
          Neither does WTFH.

          6-yard tap-in. Thanks.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            Every time you talk to your wife remember "this conversation may be recorded for training and quality purposes"
            {emotionless greeting}

            Three Word Slogan

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              Having a discussion with your wife? Before answering her ask yourself this: "Do I want to be right or do I want to be happy?"
              {emotionless greeting}

              Three Word Slogan

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                Following on from this thread:
                http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...dar-today.html


                I like my women like advent calendars - up against the wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.
                {emotionless greeting}

                Three Word Slogan

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                  Latest world weather report just in.
                  There will be Typhoons and Tornados in the middle east overnight
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Prince Harry was visibly upset after seeing a poached rhino in the Kruger National Park.

                    He likes his rhino meat grilled.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      If you love to golf, go to Syria! 18 new holes every hour!!

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