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[vetran]

Scientists believed that they had come across the formula for happiness...

That was until a woman entered the equation.

[b0redom]

I went to a zoo the other day.
The only animal in the whole place was a small dog.
It was a sh!tzu.

[LondonManc]

"I've just heard Samatha Cameron is divorcing David."
"On what grounds?"
"Pigamy"

[SimonMac]

"I've just heard Samantha Cameron is thinking about divorcing David."

"On what grounds?"

"Pigamy."

"I've just heard Samatha Cameron is divorcing David."
"On what grounds?"
"Pigamy"

The old ones are the best

[LondonManc]

The old ones are the best

Indeed. The early bird catches the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.

[northernladuk]

A Farmer in Yorkshire see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,

"Ey up cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin watta frm theer,
it's full o hoss piss an cow tulipe".

The bloke says "I from london can you speak bit slower please".

The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

[LondonManc]

Have you been mis-sold TDI?

[vetran]

Have you been mis-sold TDI?

Subtle!

[shaunbhoy]

An Englishman walks into a Bar. There's usually a Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Welshman there too, but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.

[mudskipper]

An Englishman walks into a Bar. There's usually a Scotsman, an Irishman, and a Welshman there too, but they are all still at the Rugby World Cup.

Nicked!