Please put more jokes here

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I've been looking for a committed girlfriend for years.

I finally met one last week. She was wandering around in the mental hospital.

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Where does a Muslim buy his building supplies?

I'm guessing it's not at Jewson's.

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too true

You know you're drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.

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I tried my hand at housekeeping.

Didn't go well, now I'm homeless.

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Rachel Dolezal's white friends are quite upset.

They all thought they had at least one black friend.

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Never say never.

Whoops! I've just said it twice.

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I had a game of chess against Rachel Dolezal today.

I moved first because she wanted to be black.

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A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.

I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.

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I just met a Feminist magician - she turns men into Misogynists.

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The RHS have now renamed the "Cliff Richard" rose "Agorophobia" as it seems it's never going to come out.