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[TheFaQQer]

What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?

Halloumi

[TheFaQQer]

What cheese doesn't belong to you?

Nacho cheese

[WTFH]

FaQQer, I'm surprised you didn't throw in...


What's the best cheese to get a grizzly out of its cave?


Camembert


(this joke is an audio one)

[unixman]

Windy joke.

Saw my neighbour flying a kite yesterday. What kind of a fool would fly a kite in that storm? Turns out he was walking the dog.

[LondonManc]

I asked Adam Ant for advice on eating Fruit Pastilles.

"Don't chew ever, don't chew ever."

[vetran]

Following this weekends devastating floods the Prim Minister is to visit the worst hit areas. The Environment Secretary has said "Lessons will be learned" on flood prevention. The Chancellor of The Exchequer has announced plans to introduce new bands of Road Tax for dinghies & canoes.

[vetran]

For FLC

So the other day my girlfriend was sucking me off when all of a sudden her step mother walks in,
She didn't sit down with us and show her how to do it properly....

I'm still confused

[vetran]

I think my wife was trying to tell me she was horny last night when she said "Get over here Dave, I'm wetter than a Carlisle doormat".

[vetran]

Yesterday I was asked if I could name a famous Syrian.

I said, "McKellen"

[vetran]

I've set up an Indian restaurant called Electrical Appliances.

We've got a great location next door to Currys.