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    BBC News. Jeremy Corbyn breaks rule of six with Dianne Abbot.


    In a statement, Ms Abbot explained that their gathering of eight people was in fact two separate groups of five.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        vetran DM comment No. 1

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          vetran DM comment No. 2

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            nope some women are petty clever, at least the women aren't stupid enough to post pictures in the wrong thread!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What's Barbies' favourite thing to do at Halloween?


              Pump Ken ?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I'm surprised that Stanley Johnson doesn't wear a face mask.


                I wouldn't want to be recognised if I'd spawned that Clown!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  What's brown and sticky?

                  A stick!

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                    What's white and can't climb trees?

                    A fridge!

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                      If anything can kill the virus for good, it's being infected by Donald Trump.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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