Stop taking the piss out of Biden!
That's his nurse's job.
That's his nurse's job.
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too true
I asked my son to pass me the television remote control.
"Did your dad bother you and make you get the remote?," he asked.
"Listen, you little tulip,' I said, "I was the remote."Comment
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was aTw working up to it?
just got back from hospital . ... I had a mole removed from my penis. The surgeon said I'll be OK,..
but the RSPCA said they'll prosecute if I ever do it again.Comment
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This year I will most probably have to spend Valentine's day at home, on my own, crying and wanking
Same as every year since 1995Comment
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Day 286 without sex.
Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.Comment
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New research shows porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.Comment
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I've just read that having orgasms is one of the healthiest ways to relieve stress.
So does that mean if you're told to go "F**K yourself" what they are really saying is "I care about you"?Comment
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Does Africa have a Lynx 'England' that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?Comment
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If I wasn't a depressed alcoholic I would be married with kids and a mortgage by now.
Every cloud...Comment
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I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."Comment
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