Please put more jokes here

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Talk about bad luck just caught Covid off a fish finger.

I just failed a Mackeral flow test.

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Fitness instructor, 34, showers her boyfriend, 24, with affection in public so that strangers don't think she's his mother.

Strangely, this strategy failed in Norfolk.

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I was thinking of buying a motorhome. I went to the local dealers and he had two, one of them had pink wheels, fake lashes on the headlamps and lacy curtains. I said "what the heck is that?"
He said "that's my camper van"

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BBC news announced 'Twindemic' is both flu viruses wiping out our loved ones this winter.
Phew what a relief I thought Jedward were announcing a comeback.

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Feminists hate controlling men.

Yet they love controlling men.

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Tyson Fury remains unbeaten, which isn't something any of his exes can say...

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So the prince of arabia sent someone to England to purchase him a new castle.....whoops!

[WTFH]

Me: I went to see the new Bond film

her: Was there a big queue?

Me: not, the same skinny guy who's done it for the last few.

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Irony…

China has shut 60 coal power plants.

Because of extreme flash flooding.

Caused by Climate Change.

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Lambs were £60 now £30

That's sheep at half the price.