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    Talk about bad luck just caught Covid off a fish finger.

    I just failed a Mackeral flow test.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Fitness instructor, 34, showers her boyfriend, 24, with affection in public so that strangers don't think she's his mother.

      Strangely, this strategy failed in Norfolk.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I was thinking of buying a motorhome. I went to the local dealers and he had two, one of them had pink wheels, fake lashes on the headlamps and lacy curtains. I said "what the heck is that?"
        He said "that's my camper van"
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          BBC news announced 'Twindemic' is both flu viruses wiping out our loved ones this winter.
          Phew what a relief I thought Jedward were announcing a comeback.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Feminists hate controlling men.

            Yet they love controlling men.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Tyson Fury remains unbeaten, which isn't something any of his exes can say...
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                So the prince of arabia sent someone to England to purchase him a new castle.....whoops!
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Me: I went to see the new Bond film

                  her: Was there a big queue?

                  Me: not, the same skinny guy who's done it for the last few.
                  {emotionless greeting}

                  Three Word Slogan

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                    Irony…

                    China has shut 60 coal power plants.

                    Because of extreme flash flooding.

                    Caused by Climate Change.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Lambs were £60 now £30

                      That's sheep at half the price.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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