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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    COVID19. The longest something made in China has ever lasted.
    Century!

    Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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      Sainsbury's are reporting shortages of salsa and guacamole.

      It's a double-dip recession.
      Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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        COVID19. The longest something made in China has ever lasted.
        That's how to get rid of it. Plug it in to charge and it will probably explode.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          The last time the world saw a virus response this bad was when Jimmy Saville took his laptop to currys.

          FTFY
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            New airport codes for current travel plans:
            LVG - Living Room
            DNG - Dining Room
            BTH - Bathroom
            GDN - Garden
            PAT - Patio
            MBR - Master Bedroom
            OFC - Office
            WNC - Wine Cellar
            SHD - Shed
            {emotionless greeting}

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              New airport codes for current travel plans:
              LVG - Living Room
              DNG - Dining Room
              BTH - Bathroom
              GDN - Garden
              PAT - Patio
              MBR - Master Bedroom
              OFC - Office
              WNC - Wine Cellar
              SHD - Shed
              KTN - Kitchen
              SCL - Scullery
              Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                New airport codes for current travel plans:
                LVG - Living Room
                DNG - Dining Room
                BTH - Bathroom
                GDN - Garden
                PAT - Patio
                MBR - Master Bedroom
                OFC - Office
                WNC - Wine Cellar
                SHD - Shed
                Funny, yesterday I set up a list in Excel almost exactly like that to log when I last bothered to clean.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  On my e-harmony profile I said that I prefer quality over quantity.



                  It just sounds better than 'no fat birds'.
                  Last edited by vetran; 31 March 2020, 17:34.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    I'm loving this lockdown.This week I've had no work, a steak lunch each day, sex in four different rooms and I've been pissed every night.



                    And to think I could've been stuck at home with the wife instead of the pub.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I've just ordered a self-help book for men who can't orgasm.




                      It can't come soon enough.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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