Please put more jokes here

[GJABS]

You've got to feel sorry for Phillip Schofield, he's only just 'come out' now he's being told to 'stay in'.

[LondonManc]

Boris warns we may lose more loved ones.

The McCanns wonder if they are going out for dinner.

Say what you like about the McCanns but they brought more of their kids back from holiday than the Begums.

[WTFH]

WARNING:

If you receive an email with the subject "ding dong", do NOT open it.
It's from Jehovah's Witnesses and they are working from home.

[BrilloPad]

Now that people can wash their hands properly, next is being able to use indicators....

[NotAllThere]

Say what you like about the McCanns but they brought more of their kids back from holiday than the Begums.

That's dark.

But I like it.

[ladymuck]

At least with the A-Levels cancelled Rishi Sunak can concentrate on being a chancellor and not his exams....

[WTFH]

The boredom of self isolation.

Did you know that if you rested one tesiticle over an empty beer bottle and hold a small flame at the base. Eventually it gets sucked inside.

If you have done this and know how to get it out could you please message me? Urgently!

[BR14]

The boredom of self isolation.

Did you know that if you rested one tesiticle over an empty beer bottle and hold a small flame at the base. Eventually it gets sucked inside.

If you have done this and know how to get it out could you please message me? Urgently!

and A&E are closed to non corvid cases

[ladymuck]

and A&E are closed to non corvid cases

What have crows got to do with this?

[BR14]

What have crows got to do with this?

it's not a crowrona virus??
bird flu?