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    You've got to feel sorry for Phillip Schofield, he's only just 'come out' now he's being told to 'stay in'.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Boris warns we may lose more loved ones.

      The McCanns wonder if they are going out for dinner.
      Say what you like about the McCanns but they brought more of their kids back from holiday than the Begums.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        WARNING:

        If you receive an email with the subject "ding dong", do NOT open it.
        It's from Jehovah's Witnesses and they are working from home.
        {emotionless greeting}

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          Now that people can wash their hands properly, next is being able to use indicators....

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            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Say what you like about the McCanns but they brought more of their kids back from holiday than the Begums.
            That's dark.

            But I like it.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              At least with the A-Levels cancelled Rishi Sunak can concentrate on being a chancellor and not his exams....

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                The boredom of self isolation.

                Did you know that if you rested one tesiticle over an empty beer bottle and hold a small flame at the base. Eventually it gets sucked inside.

                If you have done this and know how to get it out could you please message me? Urgently!
                {emotionless greeting}

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                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  The boredom of self isolation.

                  Did you know that if you rested one tesiticle over an empty beer bottle and hold a small flame at the base. Eventually it gets sucked inside.

                  If you have done this and know how to get it out could you please message me? Urgently!


                  and A&E are closed to non corvid cases

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                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post


                    and A&E are closed to non corvid cases
                    What have crows got to do with this?

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                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      What have crows got to do with this?
                      it's not a crowrona virus??
                      bird flu?

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