You've got to feel sorry for Phillip Schofield, he's only just 'come out' now he's being told to 'stay in'.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBoris warns we may lose more loved ones.
The McCanns wonder if they are going out for dinner.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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WARNING:
If you receive an email with the subject "ding dong", do NOT open it.
It's from Jehovah's Witnesses and they are working from home.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostSay what you like about the McCanns but they brought more of their kids back from holiday than the Begums.
But I like it.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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At least with the A-Levels cancelled Rishi Sunak can concentrate on being a chancellor and not his exams....Comment
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The boredom of self isolation.
Did you know that if you rested one tesiticle over an empty beer bottle and hold a small flame at the base. Eventually it gets sucked inside.
If you have done this and know how to get it out could you please message me? Urgently!…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe boredom of self isolation.
Did you know that if you rested one tesiticle over an empty beer bottle and hold a small flame at the base. Eventually it gets sucked inside.
If you have done this and know how to get it out could you please message me? Urgently!
and A&E are closed to non corvid casesComment
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Originally posted by BR14 View Post
and A&E are closed to non corvid casesComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostWhat have crows got to do with this?
bird flu?Comment
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