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Sainsbury's are reporting shortages of salsa and guacamole.
It's a double-dip recession.Comment
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That's how to get rid of it. Plug it in to charge and it will probably explode.COVID19. The longest something made in China has ever lasted.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
FTFYAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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New airport codes for current travel plans:
LVG - Living Room
DNG - Dining Room
BTH - Bathroom
GDN - Garden
PAT - Patio
MBR - Master Bedroom
OFC - Office
WNC - Wine Cellar
SHD - Shed…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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On my e-harmony profile I said that I prefer quality over quantity.
It just sounds better than 'no fat birds'.Last edited by vetran; 31 March 2020, 17:34.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm loving this lockdown.This week I've had no work, a steak lunch each day, sex in four different rooms and I've been pissed every night.
And to think I could've been stuck at home with the wife instead of the pub.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just ordered a self-help book for men who can't orgasm.
It can't come soon enough.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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