What's the difference between Italy and ISIS?
Italy aren't going to the World Cup finals.
Italy aren't going to the World Cup finals.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Why do gynaecologists call it a speculum? Shouldn’t they call it a flapjack?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Pay attention to if it sees you later or in a while.Comment
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Based on a recent insertion in the word thread...
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down the Eiger.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Just checking the fixtures list for the Enya Rugby Club:
Sale (a)
Sale (a)
Sale (a)…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Brillo's 6th wife confessed to him on their wedding night...
"I have something I need to tell you my darling. I used to be a hooker."
Brillo replied "That's alright, sweetheart. Your past is your past, but I must admit I find it quite erotic, tell me more about it."
She replied "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for the Ospreys"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I conducted an orchestra yesterday.
It was more fun than you could shake a stick at.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My wife has just bought a T shirt made from oats, barley and wheat.
She told me that it was a crop top.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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You know what I hate?
People who answer their own questions.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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