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    What's the difference between Italy and ISIS?

    Italy aren't going to the World Cup finals.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      Why do gynaecologists call it a speculum? Shouldn’t they call it a flapjack?
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

        Pay attention to if it sees you later or in a while.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

          Pay attention to if it sees you later or in a while.
          Or is the new president of Zimbabwe.

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            Based on a recent insertion in the word thread...

            How do you make a Swiss roll?
            Push him down the Eiger.
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              Just checking the fixtures list for the Enya Rugby Club:

              Sale (a)
              Sale (a)
              Sale (a)
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                Brillo's 6th wife confessed to him on their wedding night...
                "I have something I need to tell you my darling. I used to be a hooker."

                Brillo replied "That's alright, sweetheart. Your past is your past, but I must admit I find it quite erotic, tell me more about it."

                She replied "Well, my name was Nigel and I played for the Ospreys"
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                  I conducted an orchestra yesterday.

                  It was more fun than you could shake a stick at.
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                    My wife has just bought a T shirt made from oats, barley and wheat.

                    She told me that it was a crop top.
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                      You know what I hate?

                      People who answer their own questions.
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