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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?



    As Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FTFY
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      NSFW (Strong language)

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        Knock knock…
        Who’s there?
        Grandad.


        ...QUICK, STOP THE CREMATION!
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          My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old.



          Until she checked the freezer.
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            A weasel walks into a bar.

            The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”


            “Pop,” goes the weasel.
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              By previously legalising same-sex marriage and now Marijuana, Canada have finally interpreted the bible correctly:
              Leviticus 20:13 “If a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”
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                Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

                I said “Is that a fret?”
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                  I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words.


                  “Stop shaking the ladder you little git.”
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                    I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said “Have a good day, son.”
                    “Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”
                    He scratched his head. “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”
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                      My Granddad just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
                      I asked, “Who’s this?”
                      My Granddad said, “He’s my hip replacement.”
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