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[vetran]

How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?



As Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FTFY

[WTFH]

NSFW (Strong language)

[WTFH]

Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Grandad.


...QUICK, STOP THE CREMATION!

[WTFH]

My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old.



Until she checked the freezer.

[WTFH]

A weasel walks into a bar.

The Bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”


“Pop,” goes the weasel.

[WTFH]

By previously legalising same-sex marriage and now Marijuana, Canada have finally interpreted the bible correctly:
Leviticus 20:13 “If a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”

[WTFH]

Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.

I said “Is that a fret?”

[WTFH]

I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words.


“Stop shaking the ladder you little git.”

[WTFH]

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said “Have a good day, son.”
“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”
He scratched his head. “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

[WTFH]

My Granddad just walked into my room with a young guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I asked, “Who’s this?”
My Granddad said, “He’s my hip replacement.”