Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Might as well just post the thread you are lifting all these tulip jokes from and save us from having to read them all.

Humour thread. - FightBack Forums

or I could pick the jokes I like and that still work having read them using their less than optimum interface and post them here for the pleasure of others.

Just pop me on ignore if you are feeling crabby!

[mudskipper]

The average person walks 900 miles a year (that's more than the proclaimers proclaim)

<pedant>No it isn't. They would walk 500 miles, then they would walk 500 more. So that's 1000 miles.</pedant>

[vetran]

<pedant>No it isn't. They would walk 500 miles, then they would walk 500 more. So that's 1000 miles.</pedant>

you been reading the original thread?

[SimonMac]

"Coming, ready or not!" - A great way to start hide-and-seek. A terrible way to finish sex.

[LondonManc]

Only two people know how Michael Stipe of REM died. That's me and the coroner.

[mudskipper]

you been reading the original thread?

Nope - are there pedants there too?

[vetran]

Nope - are there pedants there too?

oh yess!

[SimonMac]

Nope - are there pedants there too?

What is the collective noun for pedants?

An internet forum

[WTFH]

Please put more jokes here

What is the collective noun for pedants?

An Internet forum

FTFY

[SimonMac]

FTFY

In its generic sense, internet is a common noun, a synonym for internetwork; therefore, it has a plural form (first appearing in the RFC series RFC 870, RFC 871 and RFC 872) and is not capitalized.