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[BR14]

Good artists borrow;

Great artists steal!

and the greatest don't get caught

[ladymuck]

Good artists borrow;

Great artists steal!

Piss artists fall over

[WTFH]

It finally happened!

The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" (did you know the odds of there being a doctor on a flight are 32:1?)

I leapt up and said yes!


Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a ballpoint pen.

I'd say that the likelihood of him making it was 13.6%.

In the end he didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable.

I knew a doctorate in statistics would prove useful one day

[WTFH]

I was asked to join a band as their rhythm guitarist. They are a covers band who mostly do Alanis Morissette and Bruce Dickinson songs.

They're called "Irony Maiden"

[LondonManc]

I was in a band called The Symbolics.

Sym left so we called it a day.

[NigelJK]

There was a real band in Brighton called 'Dumpies Rusty Nuts'. Peel played them a couple of times.

[rik sherman]

I got fired from my job for asking my customers whether they would prefer smoking or non-smoking.
Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' and 'burial'.

[Grasser73]

I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

[NotAllThere]

I was in a band where the drummer had only one piece of kit. But it worked out ok, he just used it as cymbal for rhythm.

[WTFH]

Without school swimming lessons, I wouldn't be where I am today.


By the river, wearing pyjamas, about to save a drowning brick