Please put more jokes here

**vetran** · 13 April 2021, 13:57

What do you call distinguished, highly respected rapper?

Eminent

**vetran** · 13 April 2021, 13:58

What do you call a generous rapper?

Gifty Cent.

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 12:13

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you will never get it.

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 12:15

For **** sales guys. Fender have just released another model, The Offender.

only comes in Prison Orange.

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 12:17

In their divorce proceedings, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have both applied for joint custody.

Surely they can afford to just roll another one.

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 12:18

The latest guitar range for lazy people. The Rickenslacker

**NotAllThere** · 14 April 2021, 13:19

Originally posted by vetran View Post

For **** sales guys. Fender have just released another model, The Offender.

only comes in Prison Orange.

I got one of those with a built in echo box. The Repeat Offender.

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 15:35

I prefer to do arithmetic when I'm naked.

It's easier to count to 21.

(23 if you are having a ball!)

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 15:36

one for Panto...

My wife saw Reese Witherspoon this morning. I saw her yesterday but she had a knife and fork then.

**vetran** · 14 April 2021, 15:42

Prince Andrew wants to dress up as an Admiral for his father's funeral. Rather fitting, given Prince Philip's recent need for multi-car insurance.

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