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    My late grandad always used to say "the skys the limit".
    Great bloke,tulip pilot.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      An attempted robbery in Paris was thwarted when the van carrying the stolen art works ground to a halt less than 200 metres from the Louvre.

      When questioned by gendarmes, the thief admitted his van had run out of fuel.
      He said he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh, he was skint at the time and thought he had nothing Toulouse.
      The court artist (Banksy) promised images of the thief in his first appearance before a judge, but he was currently unable to say where or when.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        So Prince Archies favourite word is “Drive Safe” when one of them leaves the house?

        Oh the irony!
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Apparently, when the royals asked how dark the baby was going to be... what they really meant was, “please god, don’t let it be ginger!”
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I said to my sister that I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              You've got to hand it to Meghan

              No one could have predicted that she would drag things down to this cheap and tacky level quite so soon
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                I have a fear of paying to use the carparks or parking meters in town centres. I just look for the nearest field and leave my car there. Maybe i have parking zone disease.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  My inflatable girlfriend has finally left me. I suppose I have only myself to blame, I kept letting her down
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Sorry to learn Piers Morgan has been sacked from GMB. I’ve left him a message of sympathy on my own voicemail.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Piers Morgan has said "free speech is a hill I'm willing to die on"

                      Meghan Markle has said "free speech is a tunnel I'm willing to die in"
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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