Are Hummingbirds just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics?
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Please put more jokes here
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
-
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
Comment
-
According to the news, Elton John has put on so much weight recently, he is having to have his trousers specially made for him.
Time to say 'Goodbye normal jeans' then, Elton.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
Just sold a really expensive John Lennon record on eBay.
Imagine all the PayPal.....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
-
How come when women take their clothes off and dance around a poll it's sexy, but when I do it it's "ew! get your clothes back on" and "ew! get off the bus"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
-
I was so shocked to overhear my neighbours calling me creepy, I almost fell out of their wardrobe.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
MY relatives all wash wool jumpers at high temperatures. We're a tight-knit family.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
As a child: "You are grounded!"
As an adult: "Your package will be delivered between 8am and 6pm!"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
-
my high street's cool, - it's got specsavers next to boots, and then greggs.
Specs and Drugs and Sausage Rolls!Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Post Office hit with ‘crazy’ £104million HMRC bill for IR35 failings Today 07:03
- IR35 & Right of Substitution in 2026/27: Explainer for Contractors Yesterday 06:59
- Why Rupert Lowe MP’s Restore Britain has it wrong on IR35 Feb 23 07:21
- IR35 & Control in 2026/27: Explainer for Contractors Feb 20 07:13
- How key for IR35 will Control be in 2026/27? Feb 20 07:13
- Changes to non-compete clauses in employment contracts require ministers to tread carefully Feb 19 07:59
- What does the non-compete clause consultation mean for contractors? Feb 19 07:59
- To escalate or wait? With late payment, even month two is too late Feb 18 07:26
- Signs of IT contractor jobs uplift softened in January 2026 Feb 17 07:37
- ‘Make Work Pay…’ heralds a new era for umbrella company compliance Feb 16 08:23

Comment