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    What did Katie Price say to King Kong?


    Is it in yet?

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      Who's old and decrepit and can't walk round their garden any more?










      Joe Biden.

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        Like MF I try to have a balanced diet.

        Unfortunately, it's usually a Turkey Leg in both hands.

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          Not for LM

          They say wine improves with age...


          But I still hate it and I'm 45.

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            Not getting enough steps in during the bad weather?


            Simply walk around the house after the wife and kids turning the flaming lights off.

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              I'm not saying I am a tulip fisherman but the only thing I have caught since Brexit is Covid

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                As I was admiring my new rifle, my wife yelled, "You've already got fifteen. You've got a problem!"


                She's right, you know. I need some pistols.

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                  A woman found hanged in woodland was named locally.


                  What a stupid name, no wonder she killed herself.

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    A woman found hanged in woodland was named locally.


                    What a stupid name, no wonder she killed herself.
                    My cousin hung himself in the woods, around Woking/Guildford way IIRC.

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                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      My cousin hung himself in the woods, around Woking/Guildford way IIRC.
                      My brother used a door. Which was not strong enough. So he died from strangulation. At least he left with a smile on his face.

                      Whatever happened to the joke thread?

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