Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

oh sorry I'm doing well offending everyone, I just liked the word play. Sorry if I brought bad memories.

Must be about 2 years ago our friend's sister killed herself because of her divorce and not seeing her kids. Real pity she was dotty but nice.

[vetran]

What would you call Bob the Builder if he wasn't a Builder?


Bob.

[vetran]

"George Osborne to relinquish media and investment jobs to become full-time banker"


I thought he was one of those anyway. Oh, BANKER!

[vetran]

Super morbidly obese.


Is that meant to be a compliment?. Asking for a friend...

[vetran]

I always try to say 'mucho' when i'm with my Hispanic mates...


...it means a lot to them.

[vetran]

Since my wife was furloughed she has really let her personal grooming go because she just sits in front of the telly all day.
(She's got a 72" Bush)

[vetran]

"I'm sad to have to tell you this, but you have ocular melanoma"


"I'm not medically minded doctor. Can you put that in layman's terms for me?"


"Yes ... I can sir"

[vetran]

If it was tastefully done and the plot really called for it, do you think Anna Friel would ever consider keeping her clothes on for a film ?

[vetran]

2020 - Too many covid cases will overwhelm the system !!


2015 - Many millions of immigrants flooding in - We can do it !!

[ladymuck]

oh sorry I'm doing well offending everyone, I just liked the word play. Sorry if I brought bad memories.

Must be about 2 years ago our friend's sister killed herself because of her divorce and not seeing her kids. Real pity she was dotty but nice.

Not offended. Just sad.

There's a number of ways that joke could have been written without making light of suicide, that's all.

Sorry - move along, more jokes please!