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    oh sorry I'm doing well offending everyone, I just liked the word play. Sorry if I brought bad memories.

    Must be about 2 years ago our friend's sister killed herself because of her divorce and not seeing her kids. Real pity she was dotty but nice.
    Last edited by vetran; 2 February 2021, 10:50.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      What would you call Bob the Builder if he wasn't a Builder?


      Bob.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        "George Osborne to relinquish media and investment jobs to become full-time banker"


        I thought he was one of those anyway. Oh, BANKER!
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Super morbidly obese.


          Is that meant to be a compliment?. Asking for a friend...
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I always try to say 'mucho' when i'm with my Hispanic mates...


            ...it means a lot to them.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Since my wife was furloughed she has really let her personal grooming go because she just sits in front of the telly all day.
              (She's got a 72" Bush)
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                "I'm sad to have to tell you this, but you have ocular melanoma"


                "I'm not medically minded doctor. Can you put that in layman's terms for me?"


                "Yes ... I can sir"
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  If it was tastefully done and the plot really called for it, do you think Anna Friel would ever consider keeping her clothes on for a film ?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    2020 - Too many covid cases will overwhelm the system !!


                    2015 - Many millions of immigrants flooding in - We can do it !!
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      oh sorry I'm doing well offending everyone, I just liked the word play. Sorry if I brought bad memories.

                      Must be about 2 years ago our friend's sister killed herself because of her divorce and not seeing her kids. Real pity she was dotty but nice.
                      Not offended. Just sad.

                      There's a number of ways that joke could have been written without making light of suicide, that's all.

                      Sorry - move along, more jokes please!

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