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    only joking!

    How do you get a Moderators job here?


    Get turned down by Burger King and McDonalds
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      ‘China is using anal swabs to test the public for Coronavirus’


      I guess they took it literally when someone told them to shove their test up their arse!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I was just browsing on the RSPB website, and someone put the question on there; "Why can't I get birds to eat my fat balls?"



        I thought, "Hmmm, it's not just me then!"
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          After 12 months of Lockdown I've finally resisted and let my gay flatmate sleep with me.... he's cock a hoop...
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Bob Dylan and Tom Jones have released a double A sided single to raise funds for Covid victims in Wales it's

            " knocking on Evans Door" and " Die, Die Die Delilah"
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              ‘Katie Price says son Harvey is going to be a Network Rail train announcer after impressing fans with his rail know-how’


              I bet he’s used to a lot of comings and goings at home.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I beat a black belt at karate.


                My next challenger is a green sock.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I've been listening to music by the Artic Monkeys, The Strokes and Coldplay but it's given me stomach pain.


                  Think I might have Indie gestion.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    All these people moaning about covid restrictions...


                    They need to get out more
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Worst thing about Covid for me, was finding out that my beard is ginger
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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