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Hooker: it’s £70 for sex and blow job
Me: can we do 69?
Hooker: No haggling
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.
Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
My wife was one of the trial patients for the new vaccine
The bad news is she’s been moody, not up for any sex and has a hairy chin and moustache
Anyway, the good news is there don’t seem to be any side effects to the vaccine
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
It's like a normal advent calendar, but there's a dick in number 10.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
What do mechanics and lesbians have in common?
Snap-on tools
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I remember back in the day when I was in school, I could really hold a note!
It read: “Don’t let this boy in the choir he can’t sing for tulipe.”
From my Mum.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?
Because anyone who lives there that knows how to run, jump and swim is already in the US.
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
If Donald Trump is so popular, why did three million dead people vote against him?
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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