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    A night with NLyUK!

    Hooker: it’s £70 for sex and blow job
    Me: can we do 69?
    Hooker: No haggling

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      nice idea!

      I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.


      Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.

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        My wife was one of the trial patients for the new vaccine


        The bad news is she’s been moody, not up for any sex and has a hairy chin and moustache


        Anyway, the good news is there don’t seem to be any side effects to the vaccine

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          I got a political advent calendar.


          It's like a normal advent calendar, but there's a dick in number 10.

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            “Knock knock”
            “Who’s there?”
            “I’m vegan”

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              What do mechanics and lesbians have in common?
              Snap-on tools

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                I remember back in the day when I was in school, I could really hold a note!


                It read: “Don’t let this boy in the choir he can’t sing for tulipe.”


                From my Mum.

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                  Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?
                  Because anyone who lives there that knows how to run, jump and swim is already in the US.

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                    How do you get a nun pregnant?


                    Dress her like a choir boy

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                      If Donald Trump is so popular, why did three million dead people vote against him?

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