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    My mate, Leroy says his missus spends hours talking to the neighbours.


    I reminded him that Black wives natter.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      The wife was livid when I left her bra on the washing line in the pouring rain.


      Anyway, she got over it. Just a storm in a D Cup.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        My instructor for an online physics course I'm taking for my Masters just told me off and said I'm not taking it seriously.


        Apparently "My wife" is not an appropriate answer for an example of Critical Mass.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          for our German speakers

          Mineshaft:What a German guy calls his knob.


          Minefield:Where a German guy keeps his horse.


          Minecraft:A German guys spreadable cheese.


          Minesweeper:Jurgen Klopp's centre back.


          MineheadGerman blow job


          Nineties:A German with no neckwear.



          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            There's some funny foreign words. Still recall when I was 16 I hitchhiked round Denmark and going on a trip round a harbour, havnerundfart.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              Trumps plan to win the next election.


              Execute as many democrat voters as he can.


              (It won't matter, their vote will still be counted anyway.)
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                It’s that time of year when the wise men turn up and offer those three symbolic gifts.


                Hands, face, space.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  So Mount Etna has erupted in Italy.


                  Greta Thunberg should of climbed up to the top and shouted down the crater, “How dare you ruin my life“
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, .....Undertaker
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      John le Carre dies of pneumonia , the Spy who came down with the Cold.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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